You are Vegan. You eat meat. You love scary movies and comedies. You are young. You are old. You are something in-between. You gaze at the stars and think about your ancestors. You have a big body. You have a small body. You have something in-between. (You just definitely need to have a body.) You laugh so hard sometimes that a little pee comes out. You know that you deserve care during the childbearing year that is gracious, evidence-based and kind. You believe that babies, whether in the womb or earthside, are sentient beings that deserve respect and kindness. You know down deep to your core that birth is a natural event that can occur at home, but are willing to accept help from docs and hospitals when needed. You might drop eff bombs at inopportune times. You are straight or gay or something in-between. Or none of the above. You are a dog, cat or chicken person. (You do get extra brownie points if you love Goldendoodles). You are an anarchist and non-conformist. You are a rule follower. You are religious. You are an atheist.You are something in-between. You are blown away by the miracle of life and can't believe that you get to make a person. You are slowly warming up to your pregnancy. You aren't always excited about your pregnancy. This is your first kid. This is your fifth kid. You are partnered. You are single. You have a sense of humor and don't take yourself too seriously.